she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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