She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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