i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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