walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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