i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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