is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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