Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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