guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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