We're facebook friends in real life
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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