...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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