He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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