Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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