walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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