so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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