No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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