Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He felt like a one man threesome
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
