I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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