hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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