sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize