is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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