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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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