eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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