: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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