I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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