Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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