Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I need moral support for this bender
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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