i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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