I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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