Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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