How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
