put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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