All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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