You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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