no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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