This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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