I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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