So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was born a porn star she said
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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