It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize