just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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