talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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