Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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