I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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