i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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