Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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