There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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