My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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