she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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