i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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