im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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