my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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