id be glad to
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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