the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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