I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We need to rekindle our bromance
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
