That's intense
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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