No, you can still breathe under the balls.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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